Friday, June 24, 2005

Trudging Through No Man's Land


Zach Houston 2???
Originally uploaded by link5001.

The above photo is from the birthday celebration last weekend....or the weekend before, can't quite remember just now...
Anyway it proves more and more that Joey looks like Zach. For those of you that don't know Zach...I'm sorry.

The midsummer blues have hit, but not too hard. The talent show is tomorrow and contrary to what my sister may tell you on her blog, there will be no slideshow in it, as of right now. i'm sure one could be thrown together if need be but I'm saving all of my super powers for the end of the year show.

I think that every day I lose about 3 minutes of sleep time and that means I'm official about 4 hours deprived of sleep every morning now. I was trying to study my Bible this morning and every time I would look at it, my eyes would start rolling back into my head. Needless to say, there shall be a great napping on the hall on this day and all those asleep shall see it and say, "It is good."
It would be a crying shame to waste an entire afternoon on napping if it weren't so derned blessed blah looking out there anyway. I mean really! It's an Island, is there not supposed to be bright, beautiful sunrays shining down at all times? I'll use my cosmic breath to blow away the clouds sometime, and everyone will either thank me or die as a result, depending on if I've had and Doritos.
Speaking of Doritos I was reading the other day that Saddam Hussein absolutely LOVES Nacho Cheesier Doritos. Of course, he was initially hooked on Cheetos, but when they ran out he discovered his new love for America's glorious breath-killing snack.
You know what this tells me? Being fabulously wealthy ain't all it's cracked up to be. You know before he was captured and put in this horrid prison where they give you free Doritos (how do I get in this place) he was eating freshly prepared roast Wooly mammoth or some other crazy rare and delicious dish. Little did he know that Frito-Lay was where it was at. Can you imagine if he somehow regained power now? Iraq would be totally different. They'd have a new national food and there would be giant Dorito statues up in the city squares. They'd probably even get their own flavor eventually like...Oasis Tastes or Cooler Camel
Bottom line is that America should start shipping them over there now. If Saddam liked them, so will others. I'm willing to bet a tortilla chip could be the answer to peace in the middle-east.

Yes, I do have a spider-friend named Larry that built a web at the foot of my bunk. He now lives outside, but we keep in touch.

3 comments:

Melissa said...

What do you mean there's no slide show? There's ALWAYS a slide show on Parent's Weekend! If there's not one, there should be. You guys are getting SLACK.

LT said...

This is completely unrelated to anything you posted about, but it should be noted that I picked up the World of Warcraft strategy guide today just to familiarize myself with it in ANTICIPATION of the possibility of purchasing it.

I think I need therapy.

Anonymous said...

Write something new, PLEASE!!!!