My Uncle Drives a Mud Truck for a Living

For those of you who don't know, I work in a large auditorium at a Christian camp for the summer as the A/V guy as well an all around problem solver for the praise and worship team and the campers that come here.

Now that we've all caught up I present to you....

....Top Ten things to do in Hatch Auditorium when you've completed all of your work tasks and have ABSOLUTELY nothing to do:

10. Stare at Rachel Hatch's creepy portrait in the lobby until you get dizzy.
9. Count how many LED lights are on the sound boards and racks in the A/V booth.
8. Stack the toilet paper in the bathrooms in such a was as to confuse and delight it's visitors.
7. Watch and memorize the various similar forms of "preacher mannerisms."
6. Constantly rearrange the useless furniture.
5. Drool
4. Lay on a pew and slowly drag yourself across it using only your arm.
3. Do everything you've been putting off for the entirety of your life and then make some Ramen Noodles
2. Read a horrifically boring book about George Washington.
1. Get a tight shot of the congas and project them on the big screen.

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