Surviving on a Diet of Cheese Sticks

Party of Four
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Do we want to harmlessly walk over him or use the burning/stinging stuff? Yeah you're right, let's burn 'em!

I heard last year that when the fort was dug up next to Hatch they found pieces of the draw bridge and cannonballs and whatnot. That's kind of cool but it would have been better if they'd found someone's skeleton, or a mass grave or something.
It makes me really wish I could take a shovel to the mounds and see what I could find. Of course, I'd probably end up being more concerned that something would crack and pile 40 tons of brick on me than I would about finding a rusty door hinge or something. Someone really needs to do something about the condition of those ruins.

This weekend we had the cookout at Holbie's and that was all happy, at least it was until I was attacked by a small battalion of fire ants. Now I can better sympathize with my cousin, Steve-O, who also suffers from the occasional attack of a communist sect of ants. These ants, however, are more aggressive and bite the pee-tar out of you. So far two people on staff have been severely attacked (close to the point of being taken to the hospital) by these fire ants. I was hit by 3 and thought I was going down in a glorious ball of itching pain. Thankfully, Mr. Jeffcoat is taking Special Projects on an anti-ant raid with some spray killer stuff. It won't be soon enough for me!

I currently have an enormous headache in my eye.