Tuesday, January 18, 2005

Then Lou the Bear Went Crazy on the Jazz Piano


What Phillip Learns in School
Originally uploaded by link5001.

You can always count on some things.

Hope you enjoyed yesterday's post, I know I did...
Today was a day of frantic work and frantic procrastination. As I write this I still have roughly a page left to write on my book review of "The Broken Spears. It's the Aztec account of the conquest of Mexico. Pretty interesting stuff actually but I'll be happy to see this book behind me.
The primary contributor to my procrastination of writing this paper was the first episode of American Idol 4. I have to admit that after watching some of those people I am now convinced that some of them are horrible just so they can get on tv. Hey, whatever works and gets me to laugh. I now have a boosted confidence in my singing of about 40%.

One last thought to leave you with. I'm almost positive at this point, that if someone could do one simple mechanical wonder, they could probably make millions or rule the world (or both). What is that you ask? Simple.
Make a 3 ring binder that doesn't turn to rickety poo in 3-4 months. There must be a regulation out there somewhere that states that all three ring binders must either:
(A) Stop closing completely
or
(B) Demonically bend itself to overshoot the other half and be all crooked.
Either that or the people at Mead are planning this so they can go to meetings and schools and giggle as the students try to pack up for class.
"Oh yeah...thats red binder from group #48....I totally screwed those over man! Check her out...she's ripping all her notes to shreds trying to get outta here....tee heehee"
That's low...way low...

My roommate can shoot a snot rocket 20 feet. And you all thought he had no talent...

1 comment:

Bosephus Jamiroquai said...

yeah yeah yeah. now explain yesterday.