Friday, January 14, 2005

Now the Brazilian has my Phone Number

Weather, weathermen, and the general state of crap conditions...

Some of you may have noticed that it's January and we're reaching highs in the 70s. To this I can only come to the conclusion that the world will implode on itself sometime next week. Expect Martha Stewart clones to be roaming the streets this weekend as further evidence of that theory.

Today it rained cats, dogs, and just about everything else in the book, all morning. Thankfully for all our sakes it didn't happen to rain a million angry dragons. Or, like, my laptop would be completely incinerated due to their angry destructive power and I wouldn't be typing this post right now. So i suppose I should be really thankful. What I'm NOT thankful for is the fact that the rain was all light and crap at 9:50 when I set out for History and I was like, "Ok...doot doo doo" and then at 9:53 a hellish storm of all nightmarish contemplation was released on my exposed, walker body. I really need my bike back! I had my little yellow UNCW raincoat on but the wind an the rain had me struggling to move forward and holding my little hood on with my right hand. I felt and looked like one of those idiot reporters that stand in the eye of hurricanes so those of us at home can feel the terror of their impending doom press down on us as well.
This is the noise I made when I got to class...
"Squriish....squriiish squriish squriish...."
Pants soaked...hair soaked...feet soaked and, yes, my notebook soaked...
All of my crazy valuable notes for ALL of my classes received moderate to serious water damage. It made me very upset.

{end whining}

So now that, that is over with it's time for me to refer you all to a really cool web site where you can burn HOURS at a time.
www.ghosts.org
I've read soooo many of those ghost stories that it's not even funny. Some are really lame but some are really good...you should read them.

1 comment:

Bosephus Jamiroquai said...

Fool, please. I was referring kids to that sight months ago on my own, much superior blog. I am reading the stories one by one and I am in the "H" section now. Woo hoo times a wastin.'