My Pirate Flag
Originally uploaded by link5001.
Surrender yer booty!
Lately I've developed a small fascination with pirates. It's very peculiar considering that I'm against all that pirates stood for. Regardless, I can't deny my pirating instincts any longer. As of this afternoon I have decided that, living in a port city and all, I should be able to find a sitting duck of a ship and commandeer it rather easily. After I have successfully made it my own I will sail it to a small sand bar in the outer banks where I will set up "treasure island." The ship will be renamed "The Ransomed King" or something to that affect. Then I'll go to Wal*Mart and steal, YES STEAL, the craft supplies necessary to make a proper Flag. After I get that all taken care of I have to find a crew of lilly livered sea scum and floozy brydes to complete my "sloop" and from then on it's AHOY YE MATEYS! Adventure, plundering, and the high seas!!!
So, if after reading all of this amazing stuff about pirating any of you guys want to join my sloop just let me know by sending me your resume. Health and Benefits are included and best of all...NO TAXES ON BOOTY!!!
Now its off to see if my roommate can help me get this nesting squirrel out of my dresser drawer.
2 comments:
lol well shiver me timbers where do i sign up?
-smaker
Hi. I'll come join your pirate thing...if you accept High School drop outs. =)
<3 ya
Abby =)
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