A Fistful of Dollars

Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster by your side...

I was depressed today by advertisement on a web page for an "alarm system." It was the first on page ad that I had ever had obnoxiously talk to me. That is garbage and should be illegal...I don't want to hear the ads talk...but anyway that isn't what depressed me. It was the fact that the "alarm system" was little more that an magnetic battery powered buzzer. You attached one half to the door and another half to the frame. When the magnets come apart it created a little buzzing sound akin to a toy fire truck. It wasn't even very threatening. These people were actually trying to sell this jank as legitimate home security. They should be brought to justice!

If I get involved in corporate America I'll make them all hobos!!!!

On a more positive note...lalala!!!