...A Great Picture if Smithfield Wasn't There

The valiant efforts of four very attractive soldiers

We had it all. The best of the best. There was no doubt in our mind that the four of us would sweep the tournament. We would have, had DTP not shown up at the last minute. DTP are 4 very talented Halo players that have obviously put in far more hours in Halo than I. The First match was rather close, but in the second and third matches, we were no match. No one else really stood a chance at beating them aside from us, but sadly we were not enough. We went down like little girls in the championship round, 3-0. In our defense it was 1-Flag CTF on Zanzibar, which one of the members later told us they had a lot of practice playing. They were all good players and they worked together next to flawlessly. Kudos, big friggin' jerks.

It was still fun but I'm now $5 poorer. Oh well. Let's put all that Halo 2 fooy behind us and look at what is really important. COMMUNISTS!
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I mean, ham...
I mean....NO! Something even BIGGER.

Introducing
Jump Cut Radio! Some of you may remember the pathetic attempt at a radio show I guest starred in a couple of weeks ago (sorry Devin) with my future roommate Devin. Well he's upgraded it a lot and most importantly updated it with me as a co-host! On the show we talk about anything film related that we care to talk about but with a distinct student filmmaker flavor. Click the above link or visit my "links" page to check it out. I'll warn you that it's about 25 minutes long so you might not want to sit and wait on dial up, but broadband downloading is lightening fast. Should be a new episode every week.
P.S. I'm going to do my darndest to get Devin to shut that background music off in future episodes.

What's the deal with professors assigning stuff all at the same time? I swear I have had 2 papers assigned thus far this semester, both from the same class and spaced apart. Now, all the sudden, I have 3 due in the same week! This is garbage! I think that professors, in their never ending quest to make students miserable, must hold biweekly conventions to determine the most effective way to schedule their assignments in devastating combinations. So far no one else has caught on, but when they do...
resistance comrads...resistance...

Shorty, you don't know me