Waffle House Hash Browns (I love you)

panda McMunch
Originally uploaded by The Sloan.

Oh Mr. Panda, how endangered you are
at a zoo people come from near and from far
just to see you, and on 9 holes make par

What a symbol you are to your home country
and your diet is made up of skinny bamboo trees
upon which your bear teeth go "munchy munchy"

I hope we don't lose you forever and ever
I'd make a machine and then I'd pull the lever
if it kept you alive, then we'd both feel much better.

I love Panda!

P.S. Happy Birthday Big Sister!