There are very few things in this world that I consider remarkably wonderful.
The work of Robert Frost.
Sanitation Laws of the early 20th century.
A freshly opened pack of Bicycle playing cards.
But one thing hit me over the head yesterday and I have to get it out. I love a dag blasted Zero Bar.
From it's deliciously sweetened White chocolate shell to it's oh-so-nutty caramel center I can't find a single thing wrong with it. I got one from the student book store and I think that has been the only item I've ever gotten there that wasn't overpriced and actually made me happy when I looked at it. If Hershey's ever changes the wrapper I'll kill them. Doritos and other brands have had the sad misfortune of being "hippified" by the marketers at their companies but leave the stinkin' Zero bar alone. Come on! I think me and like 3 hobos are the only 4 people left in the world that eat or even notice a Zero bar anymore. Keep that retro 70's logo on the matte silver background and I'll keep coming back for those king sizes.
Until next time, stay classy Wilmington!
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4 comments:
I was very happy to see the "Pee your pants"
Tell Caroline I said hey.
Zero bars are just vomit in a wrapper!
you are one uninformed individual!
and caroline says hey back jeffrey.
Hmmmmm......Maybe the 3 Musketteers, the Milky Way or even M&Ms. The Zero Bar.....Ah, no.
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