Love Comes in an Email

What's the world coming to these days...

Tonight I will be attending yet another Sea Hawk basketball game but not before completing my "experiment" for psychology. See...part of the requirements for the class is that you subject yourself to the torment of the psychology department's pointless and boring surveys. I spent a hour reading case files and judging guilt or innocence yesterday and today I'll get to "rate words." Gee, wonder what that can mean? I'm serious...that's really vague. They just tell me I have to rate words....HOW? OH that's a good word...I give it a ten! I can handle that kind of stuff. Of course it'll be something like how the word makes me feel and rate the severity of that feeling. I hope they don't mind my putting "mind numbingly bored" as a rating for practically every word.

Roach told me a funny story today. He was waiting at the crosswalk in front of the Rec center on his bike when out of nowhere this kid on bike rocketed into him from behind. Roach fell into a crumpled heap over the top of his bike and the other kid sped off and turned his head to say "my bad" on the way. Totally dumbfounded by what had happened Roach just lay there for a second...then, in typical fashion, hopped back on his bike and blazed a trail to class behind the bike kid. He caught up with him in front of his classroom building and apparently had an exchanging of words. Roch was like,
"Hey you. that was rude back there."
"Oh dude, my brakes aren't working man, sorry"
"But you just sped off. You didn't even come back to help me up. That's rude dude."
Of course I'm censoring the various explicatives that were in the original dialogue but you get the point. He said he just wanted to let the kid know how rude he was and said that the kid still didn't get it. He just didn't want to get killed so he agreed and departed.

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I'll grind your bones to make my...
PORRIDGE!