State of the Blog Address

Way better than all those other "State of" addresses...

Sniff sniff? What's that smell? Why, i'm pretty sure I wouldn't be mistaken if I said that were the sent of a blog that's been left out for 3 months. Why yes it is! Ahhh mi amici! Today marks that wondrous quarter year milestone for WilmingSloan. Just to bring you up to date on "what's goin' on" that little thingy that tells you about my site. Yeah, the "profile." It's broken! This is a known problem that the people at blogger.com are supposedly "working on." The last time that information was updated was September 19th. At that time I had 15 posts and around 4,500 words. I'm proud (or really embarrassed depending on your view of it) to say that this post marks my 62ed since September 1. I likely have WELL over 10,000 scrumptrulescent words for your reading pleasure and a growing public photo album on flickr.com. In case you want to check them out either click on any one of the photos and go to my photostream or just copy and paste this link: http://www.flickr.com/photos/56841558@N00/. Pictures make me happy. You know what else makes me happy?
Women!
Haha! Had you for a second there! no no, women only bring heartache and suffering!
Comments make me happy. If you want to receive that oh so special (and completely imaginary) WilmingSloan gift basket this Christmas you won't forget to post your thoughts on my posts. Remember, when you comment you can do so under "anonymous" as to keep from having to create a blogger account but if you fail to leave me your name within the comment it is quite possible that a million angry dragons will crash through your ceiling and obliterate you. Just a little heads up.
The only other blog news I have to offer is that I plan on doing some form of major cool "remodeling" to this place. I'm not really digging the default floral banner at the top that makes me feel as if I'm a part of some Lifetime original event. At any moment I'm fully expecting some emotional woman to bust through my door and tell me how my blog changed her life, and I blame is solely on that banner, so it must go. Of course all the super cool changes and additions are pending that I remember my HTML and that blogger hasn't somehow made their templets totally impossible to change. DIG IT!!!!

In non blog related news the night before last I had a dream I played backup guitar for David Bowie. No lie! Before you get all excited let me stop you, there were absolutely NO sexual encounters in that dream. At least I really hope there weren't...

Bee Keepers...proof that stupid/pain ignorant people reap sweet rewards!