Filled With Anger: Also Justice!

...I have laundry to do...

You know, I really would hate having nothing to do for the rest of my life. To me, not having a scheduled work day would be total death. I sit around all day and twiddle my thumbs while playing Halo and talking to people online when I'm stuck at home. That's kind of...depressing. You know what else is depressing!? Blogs where depressed people talk about depressing things ALL the time, which is why I'm going to stop my tear jerker of a story dead in it's tracks. Instead I'll take a look at the horrific excuses for blogs that there are out there. Usually just some drama queen (male or female) that likes to talk trash about people and *pretend* that the people they're talking about don't have access to the page. Meanwhile the rest of the world that blogsurfs, like myself, waste valuable seconds and yes, even minutes of our lives, looking at your widely available cry party online. Cheer up! There are plenty of things in life to be happy about like...spiky "dog collar" bracelets and cheap tattoo artists. Next time you're feeling bummed out just think of how quietly tortured you look in black and how awesome that is because you've been working for years to perfect your "void of soul" face. And if you aren't that kind of depression blogger but the relationship kind you have plenty of things to smile about as well. Take your 24th boyfriend for instance. He's sure to pop up in the next couple of weeks! Wonder what nifty way he's going to choose to NOT meet your expectations? Sorta like a game huh? Or how about those friends of yours? You know! The ones that you say are losers just because they think the same person is cute but then you have to cry on their shoulder biweekly after the latest drama. Those people are reliable and support your horrid cycle. Think of what it must take to do that! What great friends!!!


I'm being a bit pointed with this post but the real point is that no one wants to read about how crappy your life is. Write a post about grilled cheese sandwiches (coming next week to WILMINGSLOAN!!!) or a very natural fear of clowns that you may have. That's interesting and people like to see that jank. I may, at some point in the future, write a post about how stupid blogs are for companies and organizations. Blogs are PERSONAL ...we don't want to see your Heating and Air Conditioning company's diary! Oh well, free country...and without bad blogs would go blogs be so good?

I hear an old man just a-churnin' some butter and if there's one thing I can resist it's churnin' butter and makin' lye soap!