The Folk Dance of Hickbillies: A Brief History

"Complaint Department, this is Nathan speaking...could you please hold? Thanks." ((now where is that 'smite caller' button?))

Ok ok, so I didn't update for a little while there and my earlier posts were garbage.....WHATTAYA GONNA DO???

It was exam week. I was busy...but the good news is that as of thursday at 3:30 PM I'm DONE. What does that mean for you? Why it means more canned beef giblets and a NEEEEEW CAAAAAR. Or like...a '93 model year car but its the best I can do!

Ok so now I'm going to tap dance around my exams because I don't want to go into painful detail about how horribly I did on them. ((rattata tap taaa ti tappy tap tap taaap))

Ok..I couldn't make it one more week without talking about how screwed up the weather is again. So, here goes.

THE WEATHER IS FREAKING SCREWED UP! Why is it 71 degrees in DECEMBER? I'm starting to freak out. I think I read somewhere that when stuff like this happens that a million angry dragons shower down on the world...or something. Maybe I read that somewhere. Oh well...

To all my UNCW buddies I have this to say. You all can only hope to one day be as cool as me and I'm sorry you have to go 3 weeks without seeing me. I'm sure if you drink heavily or continusouly shock yourself with a cattle prod it will momentarily alleviate the pain of my absence in your life. Don't fret! Because when I come back I promise to give you all hugs and say a couple of things to you (pending your smell status). Keep your chins up!
No seriously I miss you guys and I hope you all have a happy holiday! Keep checking back!

Why is maple syrup pouring out of my left eye?