This Webpage: Why, Disclaimer, and How I Don't Dislike My Roommate

The dullest entry you'll ever read...I promise

This is my web page. I waited until today to tell anyone about it because I wanted to build up some entries before I told everyone to go to a page with one paragraph on it.
What is it about? If you're read any of my entries you know that it's completely random from day to day. Why am I doing it? Because my cousin Stephen made one first, and it is really funny, and I'm totally ripping him off. (Sorry Stephen) At least I'm honest.

So now that that's out of the way, some technical issues I have to resolve. My roommate's name is Brett Roach. We just call him Roach. He's a great guy and I couldn't have picked a better roommate myself. You may have noticed that I pick on him sometimes on here. THIS IS PURLY FOR COMEDIC EFFECT!! Don't send me "why do you hate your roommate" letters!!! I don't but the nature of this site requires a butt to the joke so i exaggerate things a little. I pick on him because he's ...uhh....wow, what a great sense of humor he has. Roach is a cool guy you people should get to know him, for riz-zol. I would give you his screen name but I don't know that he'd appreciate that.
Now, if I ever talk about one of you in an article and you don't like it, which will never happen, just let me know and I'll remove all evidence of your name from the page.

Article #2-Roach doesn't have ANY animals in our room. I made that part up for the fun of story telling.
Article #3-Everything else on this site is true. The things actually happened to me. I...just attempt, rather fruitlessly, to make them appear more amusing than they actually are.

Article #3-There is a hideous lack of pictures on this site. Bare with me and I'll put some up.

Article #4-Be sure to read from the bottom of the main page up in order to read the entries in the order they were written.

Article #5-_________________________________________
It was a stupid article anyway.

Article #6-Always wear your seat belts when in or on top of your web-surfing device.

Thank you for your patience and I do hope you enjoy my pathetic rantings. If you're actually reading my page drop me an email or leave comments on the posts so that I know I'm not writing in total vain.

I smell cedar chips...hmm...