Sobriety Test for School

When in the seat of a nation...

So, I was on my way to D.C. a few days ago (awesome trip, btw) and I get a call from my friend Matt while I'm still on the train.

"Dude, I've got to tell you what happened to me this afternoon because its too funny," he said.

"Ok," I said, "go for it."

"Ok, I went to McDonalds at work today to pick some food for Boone and the funny thing about the McDonald's drive through in Benson is that if you tune it to 101.5, you can hear the conversations between the person taking the order and the customer."

"Wait," I said, "So you can just tune in a listen to what they're saying?"

"Yeah"

"How did you figure this out?" I asked.

"Oh, I've known about it for years," he said, "sometimes it comes through so clear you can hear what other people are saying inside the McDonalds.

"Wow, that's special."

"Yeah," he continued, "so I was in line and I hear this black dude come on to place his order and he does it just like this: (yelling) I want a double cheeseburger, no pickles, no onions - this is how it's goin' down!"

I laughed

"Yeah, man," he said, "he did NOT want his order wrong."

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I don't think print does this story justice, but trust me, it was funny.

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