Too Much Paper
Originally uploaded by The Sloan.
In recognition of my poor updating as of late, I have resolved to update my blog every day this week....so check back EVERY DAY!
As you can tell from the picture above I've been taking advantage of the university’s free newspaper program. I usually just skim through and pick out the interesting articles. You know the funny thing about interesting articles? They're always SPLIT UP!
Clever scheme by the paper company to make you look at ads, no doubt. Come on though, seriously. I was reading something that started on the third page of section B in the Times and it suddenly ended with a note "See 13B." WHAT??? Can this column foolery not be contained to the front page at least? They seriously think they should be able to skip me from the third to the 13th page on a whim? Those arrogant jerks! I won't give them the honor of my reading their opinions on the stock market or "reporting" on the war any more. From now on when the words stop...I STOP.
Unless it's a really good one...DANG IT! THEY WIN, DON'T THEY!?!?!?
For my random end segment, please enjoy a poem I wrote for my class this week in the Anglo-Saxon form:
A lime hates the likeness, it calls for a liar
The old man so chimed, two chaps who have challenged
Heaven could have us as hard as we push them
Level those fields and lift up the lonely
As somewhere to see them drink lemonade slowly
1 comment:
You're silly nathan but its cool that you read your Free campus newspaper, i work at the one here at CU and a lot of work go into those so its cool when the students actually read or in your case skim them!!!!
Krystal
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