Monday, November 28, 2005

I Ain't Scared to Punch Big Foot's Kid in the Face...

Now with 62% less emo!

Sorry about the depressing "I'm sick, whine whine whine" posts that I've been putting up here, but when your sick it's amazing how that's the only thing that seems to come to mind. I'm feeling TONS better, (though I still dread going through my last 2 weeks of class and exams) so don't worry about me none. I'm still kickin' like a wooly worm in a can of biscuits!

I really hate the mini fridge in my room. Like...really hate it. My roommate cleverly tricked me into putting it on my side of the room and right next to my desk. This means that EVERY TIME THE LOUD OBNOXIOUS MOTOR TURNS ON, I HEAR IT LOUD AND CLEAR. It also means that should I happen to situate myself in front of the dang thing and Devin wants something. I have to move. HEAVEN FORBID I BLOCK YOU FROM YOUR PRECIOUS DELI MEATS DEVIN, HEAVEN FORBID. To top it off, I don't even use the thing and I still owe $17 out of $37 on it. I mean, I may occasionally chill some water in there...but I have YET to really use it for anything like I did last year. Stupid UNCW. It's just one more way they like to stick it to us! Make us pay out our hezzimuh-huzzies for mini fridges and then give us a 1983 model that sounds like the refrigerator equivalent to a broken down Fiat!

Now I'm done venting...

...unfortunately the mini fridge isn't...

Who would win in a fight...a llama or a camel?

6 comments:

Devin said...

Wow, if this post has 62% less emo than usual, I'd hate to see this same post with the regular amount!

Also, don't get rid of the minifridge!! If you did, where would I put my single, solitary frozen pizza? :-)

AJ. That's right, AJ. said...

Camel. You ever been punched by a camel? Dang, amigo!

TheSloan said...

wow...devin is right, (though you notice he doesn't deny his inconsiderate meat retrival tactics) that post was a little emo. Guess the sickness still hasn't worn off...oh well, even when it does I'll still hate this fridge!

Anonymous said...

You are such a wuss. Rachel said so......

Jacob said...

The llama would definetly win. Have'nt you seen the emporers new groove? I mean, if a llama can rule a whole kingdom he can beat a dang camel. Boooyah. Oh yeah I never got my sticker.

Anonymous said...

my cash is on the camel, but only if it has just one hump; a two-humper would most def. lose