Elvis said, "Lemar, I have found my eyeglass man."

Yes, Yes it is my Natural Color
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The force is krunk with this one.

My sincere apologies up front for the use of the urban slang term "krunk" on my blog. I just wasn't thinking and honestly, the delete key is too far from my pinky to manage the trip.

On the eve of the day before the day I will be waiting in line for the midnight screening of Star Wars Ep. III, I have to say I'm finally getting really excited. Why? Because there is only so much that can be screwed up this time around.
Pretty much everything that happens we already learned about in the old (good) trilogy and so I'm hoping all we'll have to do is sit back and watch the beautiful dark story unfold.

On a related subject, my good friend, and insane Bat-fan, Matt, really tilted my cheese wheel today by suggesting that in a fight with a Jedi, Batman could win.

OK OK, WAIT A Bat-second! Is there actually anyone out there that really thinks Bruce Wayne would have the midichlorians it takes to face a Jedi and come out without smoldering kneecaps? I think not.
I mean, maybe if Bats did that whole sneaky sneaky shadow lurking thing and bataranged one in the back he'd make it, but open one on one, no way.

Let's think about it. Jedi have
1) the power of the Force
and
2) THEY DON'T NEED ANYTHING ELSE TO WHOOP UP ON HIM.

They have force push, deflect, force pull on anything of reasonable size, (objects, doors, Batman) and they have force enhanced reflexes. What does just about every gadget Batman relies on count on? Catching someone with a physical blow or projectile. Uh huh, USELESS. Your precious kryptonite ring won't help you here "dark knight." It's time to be cut down to size by a JEDI KNIGHT!

So in my initial shock I went around asking people on AIM what they thought. After much deliberation, Matt Stevens decided on Jedi because he remembered...
...they got robes.
Apparently wearing robes makes you "old school" so you can take out anyone. Details aside, the young man made a fine choice.

"Bladder control...
this is primary kidney, you may fire when ready"